PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And t